I know some people who like the Yankees. They're good people otherwise, but they need to be deprogrammed soon.
"Do ya feel it? It's like a dahk, smelly cloud descended on us, somethin' rotten... somethin...
Confused pause from the man who does NOT get it.
"Ok, I give up."
"The Yankees opened the season at Fenway Pahk last night."
An ass-kicking at Shea would be cruel, but I forgot the name of the Yankees stadium. But having them
Memphis has the RedBirds and they get/give players to the Cards in St Looey. But Atlanta's just as close And what about Houston? All we have professionally are the Grizzlies and they suck. We did jump on the XFL bandwagon, because we're effing geniuses.
College? All the college football players go to Knox if they stay in state. The basketball players come here but Calipari cursed us and now we'll never enter the playoffs again! (My mom will see this and demand to know where a pic of Pastner is. Her latest crush.)