Mikey and his Moose

This is Mikey.

That is Mikey's moose.

If you try to take that moose, you will be bitten like you've never been bitten and have to go to the ER because of the massive blood loss.

Or so he thinks.

Most of the time it's a pinch, a bruise, a scratch, or, usually, totally aborted because while he is chasing you, about to kill you, you could grab his moose and we can't have that.