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We must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.
It's so ingenious it almost doesn't make sense.
Disclaimer
About ableist language on my blog to any new readers - there is going to be some on old posts (pre November '09, I'd say roughly).
I'm not necessarily proud, but I'm not going to go back and edit the posts to clear them up, even though I want to and go look, I've been a good little activist all along!
But that's a lie and it's disingenuous. It's also a disservice to the few people who do read the posts.
On a personal note, it's a disservice to me. I can go look at my posts from 2008 and compare them to ones in 2010 and see how I've grown as a writer and as a human being. It's nice to see how far we've come in life, you know?
I am truly sorry if anything here hurts somebody, and even if it's on a post from 2006, do not feel shy to tell me - e-mail me at otrumpets at yahoo dot com or comment. (I get a notification with every comment, so if you do comment on an old one, I'll know and reply.)
Thanks for reading.
I'm not necessarily proud, but I'm not going to go back and edit the posts to clear them up, even though I want to and go look, I've been a good little activist all along!
But that's a lie and it's disingenuous. It's also a disservice to the few people who do read the posts.
On a personal note, it's a disservice to me. I can go look at my posts from 2008 and compare them to ones in 2010 and see how I've grown as a writer and as a human being. It's nice to see how far we've come in life, you know?
I am truly sorry if anything here hurts somebody, and even if it's on a post from 2006, do not feel shy to tell me - e-mail me at otrumpets at yahoo dot com or comment. (I get a notification with every comment, so if you do comment on an old one, I'll know and reply.)
Thanks for reading.
This is an R Word free Blog
What is Ableist Language?
Ableist Word Profile at FWD
This is a good place to start. It's an ongoing series.
The posts are "101" so feel free to ask questions, as long as they're not "FREE SPEECH!!!!" or "Why does this matter?"
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- I almost forgot.
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- Two disgusting things today about the massacre at VT.
- Wickett and his Guard Duties
- I can't get over the snow.
- This Conservapedia seems bizarre.
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- Something funny my mom told me.
- Forget Brat Dolls!
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- Wickett and his Legs
- I feel like fighting.
- Dixie and her Bed
- Two great TV shows today!
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- Reverend Graham believes he's right.
- Thursday TubeTreat Numero Dos
- Mikey and his Killer Skills
- I won the internet yesterday.
- Something Asinine on the Op-Ed Page Today
- I am eternally grateful to Feministe.
- Wickett and his Ears 2
- Dixie and her Paw
- Of all the places to hide easter Eggs,
- Why did I watch that movie?
- Mikey and his Health
- I hate myself for this.
- Wickett and his Sleeping Manner
- I hate my cell phone.
- What book am I reading after A Long Way Gone, you ...
- "Do you remember September 11th?"
- Today's They'll Do It Every Time is Disgusting.
- Mikey and his Blanket
- Don't doubt the power of words.
- Thursday is Video Day from this Thursday until
- I will marry Nigel.
- Dixie and her Exhaustion
- Chapter 20 of Ishmael Beah's great book.
- Oh bother and such.
- Billy Graham did it again!
- Wickett and his Bike
- My 16th birthday vehicle present.
- Mikey and his Cones 2
- Bob Saget is god.
- Ishmael Beah, why do you torment me so?
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